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Precious Golden Retiever puppy

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Beautiful Border Collie

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Beautiful Border Collie

3. Shiba-Inu: Must you wake me with that nonsense? I look just fine in the sun.

Precious dachshund

4. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

The Regal Rottie

5. Rottweiler: Make me.

The playful boxer

6. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

The most pleasing labrador

7. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

The Serious Shephard

8. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

The adorable, high-energy Jack Russell terrier

9. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

The Majestic Old English Sheep Dog

10. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

The Winning Cocker

11. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

That independent rascal the Chihuahua

12. Chihuahua:  "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

The sleek Greyhound

13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Beautiful Australian Shepherd

14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

The Pretty Poodle

15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

 

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:

And finally, in fond and loving memory of our Russian Blue-KoKO

"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

 

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